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	<title>Geeks - the Comic Strip &#187; chris</title>
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		<title>Don&#8217;t Use Comic Stores as Day Care For Your Brats.</title>
		<link>http://www.geeksthecomicstrip.com/2010/09/10/dont-use-comic-stores-as-day-care-for-your-brats/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Sep 2010 06:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Carl</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[comics]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[banning annoying kids]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[chris]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[comic-book shops are not daycare for your children]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[stop leaving children in book stores]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[we're not daycare for your hell-spawn]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.geeksthecomicstrip.com/?p=1516</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[	<p><a href="http://www.geeksthecomicstrip.com/2010/09/10/dont-use-comic-stores-as-day-care-for-your-brats/"><img src="http://www.geeksthecomicstrip.com/comics/2010-09-10comics480b.png" alt="Don&#8217;t Use Comic Stores as Day Care For Your Brats." title="Don&#8217;t Use Comic Stores as Day Care For Your Brats." class="ishadow40" /></a></p>One of the most annoying trends I&#8217;ve seen with parents who want a quick escape from their unruly crotch-spawn is to dumb them, unsupervised into comicbook stores, gaming stores and bookstores. These parents show no concern that said stores are not daycare centres, nor are they willing or care to look after said brats. Quite [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[	<p><a href="http://www.geeksthecomicstrip.com/2010/09/10/dont-use-comic-stores-as-day-care-for-your-brats/"><img src="http://www.geeksthecomicstrip.com/comics/2010-09-10comics480b.png" alt="Don&#8217;t Use Comic Stores as Day Care For Your Brats." title="Don&#8217;t Use Comic Stores as Day Care For Your Brats." class="ishadow40" /></a></p><p>One of the most annoying trends I&#8217;ve seen with parents who want a quick escape from their unruly crotch-spawn is to dumb them, unsupervised into comicbook stores, gaming stores and bookstores. These parents show no concern that said stores are not daycare centres, nor are they willing or care to look after said brats.</p>
<p>Quite a few of my friends who work in said types of stores have stated that they are more than happy to call in Child Services if some stupid parent drops one or more of their children into their stores, unattended.</p>
<p>So, if anyone out there has friends with children, who do this, then please let them know that comic-book, gaming and book stores are not there to serve as unpaid daycare or child drop-off centres, and if they even consider dropping their hell-spawn crotch-fruit into one, then they should expect a visit from some &#8220;friendly&#8221; Child Services employees.</p>
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		<title>The Shambling Hoardes</title>
		<link>http://www.geeksthecomicstrip.com/2010/09/08/the-shambling-hoardes/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Sep 2010 06:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Carl</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[comics]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[chris]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[everybody hates hipsters]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[hipsters]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[hipsters are zombies]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[hipsters suck]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[lee]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.geeksthecomicstrip.com/?p=1513</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[	<p><a href="http://www.geeksthecomicstrip.com/2010/09/08/the-shambling-hoardes/"><img src="http://www.geeksthecomicstrip.com/comics/2010-09-08comics479b.png" alt="The Shambling Hoardes" title="The Shambling Hoardes" class="ishadow40" /></a></p>Chris and Lee face a threat like no other.]]></description>
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		<title>Box of Surprises</title>
		<link>http://www.geeksthecomicstrip.com/2010/09/06/box-of-surprises/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Sep 2010 06:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Carl</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[comics]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[chris]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[heart attack]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[lee]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[scared to death]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[scaring customers]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[stroke]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.geeksthecomicstrip.com/?p=1510</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[	<p><a href="http://www.geeksthecomicstrip.com/2010/09/06/box-of-surprises/"><img src="http://www.geeksthecomicstrip.com/comics/2010-09-06comics478b.png" alt="Box of Surprises" title="Box of Surprises" class="ishadow40" /></a></p>Chris and Lee give one of their customers a bit of a scare.]]></description>
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		<title>Deception By Texting</title>
		<link>http://www.geeksthecomicstrip.com/2010/09/03/deception-by-texting/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Sep 2010 06:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Carl</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[comics]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[chris]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[lee]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[mat]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[texting to get out of something]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.geeksthecomicstrip.com/?p=1506</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[	<p><a href="http://www.geeksthecomicstrip.com/2010/09/03/deception-by-texting/"><img src="http://www.geeksthecomicstrip.com/comics/2010-09-03comics477b.png" alt="Deception By Texting" title="Deception By Texting" class="ishadow40" /></a></p>You know how sometimes you text someone and claim to be doing something, just to get out of meeting them or doing something else. Just make sure to send texts when not in view of the person you&#8217;re trying to avoid.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[	<p><a href="http://www.geeksthecomicstrip.com/2010/09/03/deception-by-texting/"><img src="http://www.geeksthecomicstrip.com/comics/2010-09-03comics477b.png" alt="Deception By Texting" title="Deception By Texting" class="ishadow40" /></a></p><p>You know how sometimes you text someone and claim to be doing something, just to get out of meeting them or doing something else. Just make sure to send texts when not in view of the person you&#8217;re trying to avoid.</p>
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		<title>The Dangers of High Employee Turn-Around</title>
		<link>http://www.geeksthecomicstrip.com/2010/08/30/the-dangers-of-high-employee-turn-around/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Aug 2010 06:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Carl</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[comics]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[chris]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[dangers of becoming a redshirt]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[dangers that redshirts face]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[don't be a redshirt]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[redshirt]]></category>

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		<title>Hide and Seek</title>
		<link>http://www.geeksthecomicstrip.com/2010/08/27/hide-and-seek/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Aug 2010 06:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Carl</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[comics]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[being naughty at work]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cheryl]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[chris]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[lee]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.geeksthecomicstrip.com/?p=1489</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[	<p><a href="http://www.geeksthecomicstrip.com/2010/08/27/hide-and-seek/"><img src="http://www.geeksthecomicstrip.com/comics/2010-08-27comics474b.png" alt="Hide and Seek" title="Hide and Seek" class="ishadow40" /></a></p>Chris and Cheryl are hiding, but Lee is not in the mood to go seek.]]></description>
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		<title>Once In a Lifetime Date</title>
		<link>http://www.geeksthecomicstrip.com/2010/08/20/once-in-a-lifetime-date/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Aug 2010 06:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Carl</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[comics]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[chris]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[he blew it]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[lee]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[social ineptitude]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[socially inept]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[summer glau]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.geeksthecomicstrip.com/?p=1479</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[	<p><a href="http://www.geeksthecomicstrip.com/2010/08/20/once-in-a-lifetime-date/"><img src="http://www.geeksthecomicstrip.com/comics/2010-08-20comics471b.png" alt="Once In a Lifetime Date" title="Once In a Lifetime Date" class="ishadow40" /></a></p>Lee and Chris sit down and chat about Lee&#8217;s recent mystery date.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[	<p><a href="http://www.geeksthecomicstrip.com/2010/08/20/once-in-a-lifetime-date/"><img src="http://www.geeksthecomicstrip.com/comics/2010-08-20comics471b.png" alt="Once In a Lifetime Date" title="Once In a Lifetime Date" class="ishadow40" /></a></p><p>Lee and Chris sit down and chat about Lee&#8217;s recent mystery date.</p>
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		<title>Enough is Enough.</title>
		<link>http://www.geeksthecomicstrip.com/2010/08/18/enough-is-enough/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Aug 2010 06:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Carl</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[comics]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[chris]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[hipsters are not geeks]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[michael cera]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[michael cera is a one-trick pony]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[sick of hipsters]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.geeksthecomicstrip.com/?p=1475</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[	<p><a href="http://www.geeksthecomicstrip.com/2010/08/18/enough-is-enough/"><img src="http://www.geeksthecomicstrip.com/comics/2010-08-18comics470b.png" alt="Enough is Enough." title="Enough is Enough." class="ishadow40" /></a></p>Chris has a run in with a person whom makes his blood boil; Michael Cera. I will not apologise, but I am sick to death of Michael Cera and the films that he &#8220;stars&#8221; in. I would take away the quotation marks, but from what I hear, it&#8217;s his co-stars who do most of the [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[	<p><a href="http://www.geeksthecomicstrip.com/2010/08/18/enough-is-enough/"><img src="http://www.geeksthecomicstrip.com/comics/2010-08-18comics470b.png" alt="Enough is Enough." title="Enough is Enough." class="ishadow40" /></a></p><p>Chris has a run in with a person whom makes his blood boil; Michael Cera.</p>
<p>I will not apologise, but I am sick to death of Michael Cera and the films that he &#8220;stars&#8221; in. I would take away the quotation marks, but from what I hear, it&#8217;s his co-stars who do most of the acting in his films whilst he just reacts and makes Keanu Reeves look almost like a good actor.</p>
<p>Nothing against the guy, himself. I hear he&#8217;s a very pleasant chap, but I am tired of him being the same damned style of character in everything he does. He&#8217;s the poster boy for the hipster legion, who the mass media seem to misguidedly think are geek, when they&#8217;re not.  He&#8217;s the face of the narcissistic, self-centred slacker crowd who spend their time in little indie-style bands, talk about what&#8217;s in, and bemoan their status in life. or what we all refer to as Hipsters.</p>
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		<title>Things You Do For XP</title>
		<link>http://www.geeksthecomicstrip.com/2010/08/16/things-you-do-for-xp/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Aug 2010 06:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Carl</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[abusing xp]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[chris]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[gopher]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.geeksthecomicstrip.com/?p=1473</guid>
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		<title>She&#8217;s Unstoppable</title>
		<link>http://www.geeksthecomicstrip.com/2010/08/13/shes-unstoppable/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Aug 2010 06:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Carl</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[comics]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[angela]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[chris]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[playing at work]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[tim]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.geeksthecomicstrip.com/?p=1471</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[	<p><a href="http://www.geeksthecomicstrip.com/2010/08/13/shes-unstoppable/"><img src="http://www.geeksthecomicstrip.com/comics/2010-08-13comics468b.png" alt="She&#8217;s Unstoppable" title="She&#8217;s Unstoppable" class="ishadow40" /></a></p>Chris talks to Tim about his antics with Angela, in the shop, and finds out it&#8217;s not just Tim she plays with.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[	<p><a href="http://www.geeksthecomicstrip.com/2010/08/13/shes-unstoppable/"><img src="http://www.geeksthecomicstrip.com/comics/2010-08-13comics468b.png" alt="She&#8217;s Unstoppable" title="She&#8217;s Unstoppable" class="ishadow40" /></a></p><p>Chris talks to Tim about his antics with Angela, in the shop, and finds out it&#8217;s not just Tim she plays with.</p>
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